<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7428294</id><updated>2011-12-13T22:59:26.597-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Matt's Rants</title><subtitle type='html'>Warning: The posts you see here are those of Matt Jordan and only of Matt Jordan. If I have offended, insulted, embarassed, or mentally hurt you in any way, leave this page, grow up and then come back. These are my thoughts, and I am not sorry for them. </subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattrants.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattrants.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default?start-index=101&amp;max-results=100'/><author><name>Matt Jordan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11249160618421811282</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/211/1196/320/Picture%2018.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>318</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7428294.post-110166152539819884</id><published>2004-11-28T13:02:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-02-05T16:53:47.290-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Matt's Rants has moved...</title><summary type='text'>Matt's Rants has moved. Blogger has been my home since June, but I feel that it is time to move on...you can find the NEW Matt's Rants here...</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/110166152539819884'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/110166152539819884'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattrants.blogspot.com/2004/11/matts-rants-has-moved.html' title='Matt&apos;s Rants has moved...'/><author><name>Matt Jordan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11249160618421811282</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/211/1196/320/Picture%2018.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7428294.post-110161285444103046</id><published>2004-11-27T22:33:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-11-27T22:34:14.440-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Under Construction</title><summary type='text'>I am currently renovating my blog...it should be reworked within a week. Sorry for the lack of posting</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/110161285444103046'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/110161285444103046'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattrants.blogspot.com/2004/11/under-construction.html' title='Under Construction'/><author><name>Matt Jordan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11249160618421811282</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/211/1196/320/Picture%2018.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7428294.post-110112950480555526</id><published>2004-11-22T08:04:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-11-22T08:18:24.806-05:00</updated><title type='text'>November 22, 1963...41 years later</title><summary type='text'>  Today at 2:00 pm EST would be 41 years to the date that then President John F. Kennedy was killed in a motorcade in Dallas, Texas. Even to this day, the conspiracy theories linger. They vary from the Russians to the Cubans, to the one that I find more likely, Lyndon Johnson having something to do with it. All of them agree that Lee Harvey Oswald, the only man ever to have been charged with </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/110112950480555526'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/110112950480555526'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattrants.blogspot.com/2004/11/november-22-196341-years-later.html' title='November 22, 1963...41 years later'/><author><name>Matt Jordan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11249160618421811282</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/211/1196/320/Picture%2018.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7428294.post-110106174696292527</id><published>2004-11-21T13:29:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-11-21T13:29:06.963-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Iraq Elections Set</title><summary type='text'>FOXNews.com  Iraq Elections SetIt looks like democracy has a date now in Iraq. January 30th will be the day that the Iraqi's go to the polls and do somthing they have never been able to do their entire lives, vote. Folks, this is the best news out of Iraq since we caught Sadam. How can you not be happy for the Iraqis? Tons of people are going to get to do what they have never done before. </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/110106174696292527'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/110106174696292527'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattrants.blogspot.com/2004/11/iraq-elections-set.html' title='Iraq Elections Set'/><author><name>Matt Jordan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11249160618421811282</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/211/1196/320/Picture%2018.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7428294.post-110099158410045892</id><published>2004-11-20T17:59:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-11-20T17:59:44.100-05:00</updated><title type='text'>House Spits in ACLU's Face</title><summary type='text'>FOXNews.com - Politics - House Passes Resolution on Boy ScoutsIt looks like the US House has some hoospah after all. Today, in a 391-3 vote, the House applauded the Boy Scouts effort to not be forced into changing their belifs, beacuse the ACLU wanted them to. The Stalinistic ACLU this week all but made the Pentagon cave in to not directly sponsering the Boy Scouts in military bases, beacuse of</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/110099158410045892'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/110099158410045892'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattrants.blogspot.com/2004/11/house-spits-in-aclus-face.html' title='House Spits in ACLU&apos;s Face'/><author><name>Matt Jordan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11249160618421811282</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/211/1196/320/Picture%2018.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7428294.post-110090425810244492</id><published>2004-11-19T17:44:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-11-19T17:44:18.103-05:00</updated><title type='text'>FOXNews.com - Politics - Exclusive: Kerry Says UBL Tape Cost Him Election</title><summary type='text'>FOXNews.com -  Exclusive: Kerry Says UBL Tape Cost Him ElectionWell, well, well... The fingerpointing the in the Kerry Camp is still ongoing. Now he says Bin Ladden's tape cost him the election. If that were true, if he is so loved by Democrats everywhere, then why did he not win his party's bid to become Minority Leader? Why isn't he the top Democrat on Capitol Hill. That one is easy, beacuse</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/110090425810244492'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/110090425810244492'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattrants.blogspot.com/2004/11/foxnewscom-politics-exclusive-kerry.html' title='FOXNews.com - Politics - Exclusive: Kerry Says UBL Tape Cost Him Election'/><author><name>Matt Jordan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11249160618421811282</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/211/1196/320/Picture%2018.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7428294.post-110090342627087553</id><published>2004-11-19T17:30:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-11-19T17:30:26.270-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Yahoo! News - Radio Host Calls Rice 'Aunt Jemima'</title><summary type='text'>Yahoo! News - Radio Host Calls Rice 'Aunt Jemima'Libreals are sad. As a matter of fact, liberals are outrightly racist. Case in point, a black talk show host in Madison, Wisconson used the ethinic slur "Aunt Jemima" when he refred to Condi Rice today. Yet it does not stop there, this same racist idiot will now give away Aunt Jemima syrup and pancake mix on today's program. Now, I am all for </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/110090342627087553'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/110090342627087553'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattrants.blogspot.com/2004/11/yahoo-news-radio-host-calls-rice-aunt.html' title='Yahoo! News - Radio Host Calls Rice &apos;Aunt Jemima&apos;'/><author><name>Matt Jordan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11249160618421811282</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/211/1196/320/Picture%2018.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7428294.post-110082178853686796</id><published>2004-11-18T18:33:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-11-18T18:49:48.536-05:00</updated><title type='text'>World's Largest Double-Wide Opens</title><summary type='text'>Today, the world's largest attention whore opened his library today. Yes, it looks like a doible-wide trailor. It makes since, since Clinton was the biggest trailer-trash President this side of Jimmy Carter. Clinton, a miserable failure as President, opend his library on the banks of the Arkansas River. It was very fitting that it rained on Clinton's opening today, we all know we need to wash our</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/110082178853686796'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/110082178853686796'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattrants.blogspot.com/2004/11/worlds-largest-double-wide-opens.html' title='World&apos;s Largest Double-Wide Opens'/><author><name>Matt Jordan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11249160618421811282</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/211/1196/320/Picture%2018.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7428294.post-110081446469050171</id><published>2004-11-18T16:39:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-11-18T16:47:44.690-05:00</updated><title type='text'>The Left Gets a Win in the Senate</title><summary type='text'>A big win for the left today as PA Senator Arlen Spector wins the seat of chair of the Senate Judicary Committie. Spector, yes a Republican, but is pro-choice. This means that if anyone Bush wants to appoint to any Judgeship that has anti-abortion views may have a hard time getting out of the Committiee to get to the full Senate Conformation. This is huge news considering that there will </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/110081446469050171'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/110081446469050171'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattrants.blogspot.com/2004/11/left-gets-win-in-senate.html' title='The Left Gets a Win in the Senate'/><author><name>Matt Jordan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11249160618421811282</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/211/1196/320/Picture%2018.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7428294.post-110072660564329584</id><published>2004-11-17T16:12:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-11-17T16:23:25.643-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Bush Pardons Turkeys</title><summary type='text'>For those of you who are too busy Christmas shopping, Thanksgiving is next Thursday. With that in mind, today was one of my favorate events of the year, the annual "Pardoning of the Turkeys". This is when the President gives two turkeys their full pardon, and they will live the rest of their lives out on a farm.President Bush was in high comedic sprits today, with his self-depricating wit in </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/110072660564329584'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/110072660564329584'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattrants.blogspot.com/2004/11/bush-pardons-turkeys.html' title='Bush Pardons Turkeys'/><author><name>Matt Jordan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11249160618421811282</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/211/1196/320/Picture%2018.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7428294.post-110065031555759405</id><published>2004-11-16T18:45:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-11-16T19:11:55.556-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Dems Name Their New Leader</title><summary type='text'>Today, the disorganized Democrats named their leader of the Senate. Sen. Harry Reid of Nevada. Reid, the former minority whip, replaces Tom "Puff" Daschelle, who lost to John Thune in the November 2nd election. Dick Durbin will now become minotiry whip. Reid has sided with the unions, envromentalists, worked to help block juditical nominations, opposed the tax cuts, however, he did vote for </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/110065031555759405'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/110065031555759405'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattrants.blogspot.com/2004/11/dems-name-their-new-leader.html' title='Dems Name Their New Leader'/><author><name>Matt Jordan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11249160618421811282</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/211/1196/320/Picture%2018.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7428294.post-110063809381608020</id><published>2004-11-16T15:06:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-11-16T15:48:13.816-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Video Pops up of Woman's Murder</title><summary type='text'>Well, the wackjobs do it again. this time, the director of CARE, Margaret Hassan. This just outrightly sickens me. Hassan has lived and worked in Iraq for many, many years, giving aid and food to starving Iraqis, and now, a videotape has immerged of this kind and good person being shot like an animal by animals. Gee, and the left wants us to think that the brave Marine in that Mosque was an </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/110063809381608020'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/110063809381608020'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattrants.blogspot.com/2004/11/video-pops-up-of-womans-murder.html' title='Video Pops up of Woman&apos;s Murder'/><author><name>Matt Jordan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11249160618421811282</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/211/1196/320/Picture%2018.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7428294.post-110057548312368149</id><published>2004-11-15T22:18:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-11-15T22:24:43.123-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Pentagon Investigates Video</title><summary type='text'>This is a still from the video that the Pentagon is looking at to determine if the Marines in the video violated the Geneva Convention by shooting an unarmed, injured combatant. However, this video looks like a perfect set-up. The shot goes black, then the shot goes off. There is no telling what was going on right after the tape stopped rolling. To me, this looks like another case of the </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/110057548312368149'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/110057548312368149'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattrants.blogspot.com/2004/11/pentagon-investigates-video.html' title='Pentagon Investigates Video'/><author><name>Matt Jordan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11249160618421811282</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/211/1196/320/Picture%2018.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7428294.post-110056067368643306</id><published>2004-11-15T18:14:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-11-15T18:17:53.686-05:00</updated><title type='text'>What the Hell?!?</title><summary type='text'>I'm taking a break from blasting the left for just a second here. Today is Monday, so the new BS Standings are out. HOW IS AUBURN STILL NUMBER 3?!?! Face it, USC and OU faced weaker teams, and not to mention, OU was nearly upset by Kansas. Meanwhile, Auburn anhilates Georgia. The same UGA that was #8 in the nation last week. Yet, the Sooner and Trojan ass kissing still continues. OU is extremely </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/110056067368643306'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/110056067368643306'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattrants.blogspot.com/2004/11/what-hell.html' title='What the Hell?!?'/><author><name>Matt Jordan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11249160618421811282</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/211/1196/320/Picture%2018.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7428294.post-110056008657610478</id><published>2004-11-15T18:03:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-11-15T18:08:06.576-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Toilet Paper Embargo?</title><summary type='text'>Now this one made me laugh. The whiny leftist toilet paper company, ShitBeGone, will now not ship toilet paper to the "red states". Oh, AG-O-NY. Let me cry into my Charmin. I have never had the ShitBeGone toilet paper, but since I had to use recycyled paper in school, and knowing how much it sucked to write on, I really dont want that on my ass. Too bad this treehugging wannabe communist won't </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/110056008657610478'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/110056008657610478'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattrants.blogspot.com/2004/11/toilet-paper-embargo.html' title='Toilet Paper Embargo?'/><author><name>Matt Jordan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11249160618421811282</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/211/1196/320/Picture%2018.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7428294.post-110055956656213092</id><published>2004-11-15T17:46:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-11-15T17:59:26.563-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Carville Leaves Meet the Press with Egg on His Face</title><summary type='text'>James Carville did not leave Meet the Press with out egg on his face, litterally. The over the top Democratic Stratigist with a quick wit and a short temper, slamed an egg on his face on the NBC poltical show, his wife, former Bush advisor Mary Matalin sitting right beside him.Here's some of the transcript:MR. RUSSERT: In blue, the states carried by John Kerry. Now, on MEET THE PRESS on March</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/110055956656213092'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/110055956656213092'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattrants.blogspot.com/2004/11/carville-leaves-meet-press-with-egg-on.html' title='Carville Leaves Meet the Press with Egg on His Face'/><author><name>Matt Jordan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11249160618421811282</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/211/1196/320/Picture%2018.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7428294.post-110055837897891717</id><published>2004-11-15T17:21:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-11-15T17:39:38.980-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Wackjob Sets Himself on Fire Outside of the White House</title><summary type='text'>In a way to show how far the left will go to get their crybaby, pacifist, "someone please come wipe my ass for me" ways, a wack job set himself on fire (oh how I wish all liberals would do that). He was screaming "Allah, Allah", then poured a flamable substance on himself, then took a match to himself. This dope, like most liberal leftys, was protesting the liberation of Iraq. Apparently, now, </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/110055837897891717'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/110055837897891717'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattrants.blogspot.com/2004/11/wackjob-sets-himself-on-fire-outside.html' title='Wackjob Sets Himself on Fire Outside of the White House'/><author><name>Matt Jordan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11249160618421811282</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/211/1196/320/Picture%2018.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7428294.post-110055167187707357</id><published>2004-11-15T15:33:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-11-15T15:47:51.876-05:00</updated><title type='text'>The Jordan Solution on the NHL Lockout</title><summary type='text'>After looking over all the problems, here are the major things I would do to change the NHL Structure. Yes, I did this once before, but this time, I have revamped my thinking and came up with some creative ways.1. The Entry Level cap should be reduced to 750,000 (US).  I know that players like Illya Kovlachuck are worthy of the top dollar value, but remember kids, for every Kovlachuck, there is</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/110055167187707357'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/110055167187707357'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattrants.blogspot.com/2004/11/jordan-solution-on-nhl-lockout.html' title='The Jordan Solution on the NHL Lockout'/><author><name>Matt Jordan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11249160618421811282</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/211/1196/320/Picture%2018.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7428294.post-110055061784969804</id><published>2004-11-15T15:19:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-11-15T15:30:17.850-05:00</updated><title type='text'>A True American Hero</title><summary type='text'>This man is a true celeb in every sence of the word. I would like to bet that is Marlboro could advertize, this would be your new Marlboro Man right here. I'm sure many other blogs have put that up. Today, the world's newest hero, Lance Cpl. James Blake Miller still doesn't see what the fuss is competely about when it comes to this pitcure. Miller, seen here in this now world famous pic, while</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/110055061784969804'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/110055061784969804'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattrants.blogspot.com/2004/11/true-american-hero.html' title='A True American Hero'/><author><name>Matt Jordan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11249160618421811282</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/211/1196/320/Picture%2018.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7428294.post-110054614835745693</id><published>2004-11-15T13:56:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-11-15T14:15:48.356-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Another Contraversal Bush Figure Out</title><summary type='text'>Today, Colin Powell, who became contraversial when his son took the post of the head of the FCC, resigned from the Bush Cabnet. Powell, the head of the Joint Chiefs under Bush 41, became the Sec. of State under Bush 43 and was chiefly held responsible for making sure to get other countries on board the colition of the willing for the Iraqi war. Many belive that the infighting with Rumsfeld caused</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/110054614835745693'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/110054614835745693'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattrants.blogspot.com/2004/11/another-contraversal-bush-figure-out.html' title='Another Contraversal Bush Figure Out'/><author><name>Matt Jordan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11249160618421811282</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/211/1196/320/Picture%2018.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7428294.post-110048943944076924</id><published>2004-11-14T22:17:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-11-14T22:30:39.440-05:00</updated><title type='text'>DON'T TRUST IRAN!!</title><summary type='text'>Just a few hours ago, Iran and the EU made an agreement to help Iran curb its nucular program. However, one just has to wonder, when they are sitting on that much oil, why do they need a nucular program to start with. Well, that's easy, to make sure that they can nuke, at the very least, Isreal. Yet, the slick Iranians still want to claim that their nuke program is for "peacefull purposes" only. </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/110048943944076924'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/110048943944076924'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattrants.blogspot.com/2004/11/dont-trust-iran.html' title='DON&apos;T TRUST IRAN!!'/><author><name>Matt Jordan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11249160618421811282</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/211/1196/320/Picture%2018.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7428294.post-110048863589963858</id><published>2004-11-14T22:01:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-11-14T22:17:15.900-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Abu Mazen Excapes Harm</title><summary type='text'>Let the realistic version of The Lord of the Flies begin in the Gaza Strip. At this point it is each man for himself, as many of the Arafat lovers come out to mourn his death. Abu Mazen, aka Mahmoud Abbas, was screamed at then shot at today douring a mourning service for Yasser  Arafat. Arafat, the longest common cause for the libreal left to destroy Isreal, and chief world terrorist, died this </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/110048863589963858'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/110048863589963858'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattrants.blogspot.com/2004/11/abu-mazen-excapes-harm.html' title='Abu Mazen Excapes Harm'/><author><name>Matt Jordan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11249160618421811282</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/211/1196/320/Picture%2018.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7428294.post-110047183291502192</id><published>2004-11-14T17:10:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-11-14T17:37:12.916-05:00</updated><title type='text'> The Coldest Lockout on Earth: Day 60</title><summary type='text'>Seeing as the Presidental Election is over, now the world gets back to living as usual. Since that is the case Matt's Rants, starting at day 60 and ending when we have a settlement, will now blog day by day the happenings with the NHL lockout. We will keep you up to date on which players are playing where, who's posturing, and where we go from here. We will also work to answer the most important </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/110047183291502192'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/110047183291502192'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattrants.blogspot.com/2004/11/coldest-lockout-on-earth-day-60.html' title=' The Coldest Lockout on Earth: Day 60'/><author><name>Matt Jordan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11249160618421811282</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/211/1196/320/Picture%2018.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7428294.post-110045135362507847</id><published>2004-11-14T11:44:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-11-14T11:55:53.626-05:00</updated><title type='text'>The Return of Band Aid</title><summary type='text'>Somthing I have felt for years is very important, and in reality, more Americans should be watching this situation as well, as I feel it is a part of the war on terror, is the situation in Africa. Twenty years ago this Christmas, former Boomtown Rats front man Bob Geldoff, and many of biggest recording stars of that time, got together and sand "Do They Know it's Christmas". This was later </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/110045135362507847'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/110045135362507847'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattrants.blogspot.com/2004/11/return-of-band-aid.html' title='The Return of Band Aid'/><author><name>Matt Jordan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11249160618421811282</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/211/1196/320/Picture%2018.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7428294.post-110044958707588188</id><published>2004-11-14T11:05:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-11-14T11:26:27.076-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Want more proof that Saudi Araba isn't Our ally</title><summary type='text'>Yesterday, a Saudi sheik gave Osama Bin Ladden permission to NUKE the US. Yes, you heard me, nuke the US. What does this mean exactly? Well, it means this, this sheik is not in prison. Meaning in some way the Saudis support this. Scilence is complete support. This is just a long line of problems we have had with the Saudis even going back to before teh first Gulf War. The first time we wanted to </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/110044958707588188'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/110044958707588188'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattrants.blogspot.com/2004/11/want-more-proof-that-saudi-araba-isnt.html' title='Want more proof that Saudi Araba isn&apos;t Our ally'/><author><name>Matt Jordan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11249160618421811282</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/211/1196/320/Picture%2018.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7428294.post-110044831727347025</id><published>2004-11-14T11:00:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-11-14T11:05:17.273-05:00</updated><title type='text'>A Rousing Sucess</title><summary type='text'>Let's hear it for our men in Iraq! Quickly campuring Fallujah, while sending over 1000 terrorists straight to hell. Granted, we did lose 37 brave souls in the battle, but what they gave their lives for is so much more than we can EVER thank them for. I'm sure the people of Fallujah will be returnign to their homes today, feeling a lot safer than they did just one week ago. However, the only bad </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/110044831727347025'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/110044831727347025'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattrants.blogspot.com/2004/11/rousing-sucess.html' title='A Rousing Sucess'/><author><name>Matt Jordan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11249160618421811282</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/211/1196/320/Picture%2018.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7428294.post-110044801130625265</id><published>2004-11-14T10:52:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-11-14T11:00:11.306-05:00</updated><title type='text'>McCain Blasts the CIA</title><summary type='text'>John McCain on This Week on ABC blasted the CIA, stating that they are "a rogue agency that has betrayed President Bush." How can many of us really think that he is wrong. When we were told about finding WMDs in Iraq, I belive the words used by then CIA director George Tenet was a "slam dunk". Meaning that Sadam had the WMDs still in Iraq. McCain when on to say:This is a dysfunctional agency </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/110044801130625265'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/110044801130625265'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattrants.blogspot.com/2004/11/mccain-blasts-cia.html' title='McCain Blasts the CIA'/><author><name>Matt Jordan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11249160618421811282</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/211/1196/320/Picture%2018.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7428294.post-110039468648776912</id><published>2004-11-13T19:58:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-11-13T20:11:26.486-05:00</updated><title type='text'>The Scott Pederson Rant...part 1...</title><summary type='text'>I really don't know how to feel about the virdict to be honest. I want justice for Laci and her baby, but at the same time, I want TRUE justice.  Yes, I know Scott is a low down dirty lying SOB, but did he really do it? We will never know beacuse neither the prosicution or the defense really did that great of a job putting on anything that looked like a case. It's sickening sometimes to see that </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/110039468648776912'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/110039468648776912'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattrants.blogspot.com/2004/11/scott-pederson-rantpart-1.html' title='The Scott Pederson Rant...part 1...'/><author><name>Matt Jordan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11249160618421811282</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/211/1196/320/Picture%2018.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7428294.post-110038616907008171</id><published>2004-11-13T17:41:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-11-13T17:49:29.070-05:00</updated><title type='text'>More Proof that McCain was used by Kerry...</title><summary type='text'>Yesterday, John McCain was on the Sean Hannity show. He had some VERY intresting things to say about John Kerry post-election. Namly, his telephone habbits.I put in a call to John and I have not heard back from him.Hummm....could it be that Kerry has now lost, he wants to go back to being the #1 libreal in the Senate, and not work in a bipartisan way? Maybe he's been too busy. Yet, too busy </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/110038616907008171'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/110038616907008171'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattrants.blogspot.com/2004/11/more-proof-that-mccain-was-used-by.html' title='More Proof that McCain was used by Kerry...'/><author><name>Matt Jordan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11249160618421811282</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/211/1196/320/Picture%2018.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7428294.post-110038534100257117</id><published>2004-11-13T17:23:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-11-13T17:35:41.003-05:00</updated><title type='text'>ACLU Whines Again</title><summary type='text'>After reading the 9/11 commission report, I do have to throw the blame on someone. I blame the ACLU on this. The ultra-leftist org hellbent on making sure that we all die in the name of so-called civil liberties, sued to have a list where, I hope your sitting down, most of the 20 hijackers on 9/11 were on, not enforced by the airlines on the grounds that it was "racial profiling". Listen, we </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/110038534100257117'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/110038534100257117'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattrants.blogspot.com/2004/11/aclu-whines-again.html' title='ACLU Whines Again'/><author><name>Matt Jordan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11249160618421811282</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/211/1196/320/Picture%2018.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7428294.post-110038190272951382</id><published>2004-11-13T16:27:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-11-13T16:38:22.730-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Kerry in 08?</title><summary type='text'>This I highly doubt. Would John Kerry be dumb enough to get his ass beat in in 2008 again? Well, after he finds out that around 45% of his vote was really an anti-Bush vote, he will think twice about running. However, knowing about how aloof and really just incompetent he is, I would not rule it out at the same time. So rememeber kids, you voted for John Kerry before you voted against him.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/110038190272951382'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/110038190272951382'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattrants.blogspot.com/2004/11/kerry-in-08.html' title='Kerry in 08?'/><author><name>Matt Jordan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11249160618421811282</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/211/1196/320/Picture%2018.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7428294.post-110038067086600792</id><published>2004-11-13T16:13:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-11-13T16:17:50.866-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Good Riddance...</title><summary type='text'>All I can say about this is, I for sure will not miss this terrorist. The founder, so-to-speak, of the Yasser Arafat Martyr's Bagrade (aka Al-Aksa). Maybe now the people of Palistine can get thier own state, and some food on the table. Maybe now it wont be so fashionable for 10 year olds to strap bomb belts on and end their young lives. Maybe now, peace in the Mid East is possible. Good </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/110038067086600792'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/110038067086600792'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattrants.blogspot.com/2004/11/good-riddance.html' title='Good Riddance...'/><author><name>Matt Jordan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11249160618421811282</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/211/1196/320/Picture%2018.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7428294.post-110038037903361143</id><published>2004-11-13T15:57:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-11-13T16:12:59.033-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Election Reaction</title><summary type='text'>Well, well, well...it looks like there were a lot of votes being cast this time around. I thought the process was still pretty smooth. Yes, I did vote and yes it was for W the president. Wow, who would have know that in this country people did care about our great democratic process. All the get out the votes seemed to be a rousing sucess as Bush won the most votes in the history of the country. </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/110038037903361143'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/110038037903361143'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattrants.blogspot.com/2004/11/election-reaction.html' title='Election Reaction'/><author><name>Matt Jordan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11249160618421811282</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/211/1196/320/Picture%2018.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7428294.post-110037925630710768</id><published>2004-11-13T15:51:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-11-13T15:54:16.306-05:00</updated><title type='text'>I'm Back</title><summary type='text'>For those of you not in the know I have not been online the past month and a half due to the fact that I had to move, and did not get internet service until a week ago. Then the problems started again, this time my old computer craped out and now I have a new one, so things will be a lot better and you can expect a lot more blogging now that I am settled and have internet service. The next few </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/110037925630710768'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/110037925630710768'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattrants.blogspot.com/2004/11/im-back.html' title='I&apos;m Back'/><author><name>Matt Jordan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11249160618421811282</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/211/1196/320/Picture%2018.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7428294.post-109636818934651395</id><published>2004-09-28T05:35:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-09-28T05:43:09.346-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Tuesday Morning Roundup</title><summary type='text'>Star Parker says that the one issue that will bring the important black vote to the Republicans is the gay marrage ban.Chris Banescu has a can't-miss interview with the author of the new book Intellectual Morons, Daniel Flynn.Dennis Prager explains why he was booted from a Miami Hotel. Larry Kudlow says that the 1st debate is already in the bag for Bush, beacuse Kerry is a pessimist and a </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109636818934651395'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109636818934651395'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattrants.blogspot.com/2004/09/tuesday-morning-roundup_28.html' title='Tuesday Morning Roundup'/><author><name>Matt Jordan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11249160618421811282</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/211/1196/320/Picture%2018.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7428294.post-109636592873950443</id><published>2004-09-28T04:33:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-09-28T05:05:28.740-05:00</updated><title type='text'>(c)Rocking the Vote</title><summary type='text'>It seems like Crock Stars are trying to crock the vote again this year. Now, to say I really don't like all of these people singing is BS, I like one or two of Bruce's songs. Rest of them can take a long walk. Many crap acts like Dave Crapthews Band, Bonnie Crap, John Oldfarrie, and many other crap acts will be taking the stage in their futile attempt to oust Bush from office by picking on the </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109636592873950443'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109636592873950443'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattrants.blogspot.com/2004/09/crocking-vote.html' title='(c)Rocking the Vote'/><author><name>Matt Jordan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11249160618421811282</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/211/1196/320/Picture%2018.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7428294.post-109634127946852390</id><published>2004-09-27T22:10:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-09-27T22:14:39.466-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Just one question...</title><summary type='text'>Where are all the hot liberal think tanks?</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109634127946852390'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109634127946852390'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattrants.blogspot.com/2004/09/just-one-question.html' title='Just one question...'/><author><name>Matt Jordan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11249160618421811282</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/211/1196/320/Picture%2018.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7428294.post-109633540056291362</id><published>2004-09-27T20:06:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-09-27T20:36:40.563-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Kerry Campaign Aides: "Kerry Can't Run His Own Campaign"</title><summary type='text'>This guy wants to run this country, but apparently he can't even run his own campaign right. John Kerry's aides were the ones saying that to the New York Times today. Even though the Times, did get off a few of their biased statements finding a few campaign staffers who did sayin quirky things like, "uncommonly bright", "informed and curious". Yeah, but with 37 days to go, being the cute, curious</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109633540056291362'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109633540056291362'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattrants.blogspot.com/2004/09/kerry-campaign-aides-kerry-cant-run.html' title='Kerry Campaign Aides: &quot;Kerry Can&apos;t Run His Own Campaign&quot;'/><author><name>Matt Jordan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11249160618421811282</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/211/1196/320/Picture%2018.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7428294.post-109628780562252387</id><published>2004-09-27T07:12:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-09-27T07:23:25.623-05:00</updated><title type='text'>New Regan Movie</title><summary type='text'>There is a new movie on Ronald Regan comming out that is very inspiring. The movie is called In the Face of Evil. This stunning new movie looks like the brick by brick plan on how Regan brought the communists of Russia down. Right now, it looks like it's only going to be released in theaters in Texas. Visit their homepage to see what you can do to bring it to your hometown.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109628780562252387'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109628780562252387'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattrants.blogspot.com/2004/09/new-regan-movie.html' title='New Regan Movie'/><author><name>Matt Jordan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11249160618421811282</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/211/1196/320/Picture%2018.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7428294.post-109628140919111946</id><published>2004-09-27T05:31:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-09-27T05:36:49.190-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Monday Morning Roundup</title><summary type='text'>John Leo has some ideas to make CBS play fair.Jeff Jacoby says the 9/11 fund was a mistake.Suzanne Fields finds irony that in the same town that has a football team named the "redskins" there would be a Native American Museum.Paul Greenburg looks at why the terrorist are going after the French more than the Spainish.Brad Edwards has a mock BCS  poll.Enjoy your Monday.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109628140919111946'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109628140919111946'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattrants.blogspot.com/2004/09/monday-morning-roundup.html' title='Monday Morning Roundup'/><author><name>Matt Jordan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11249160618421811282</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/211/1196/320/Picture%2018.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7428294.post-109628065848218363</id><published>2004-09-27T05:11:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-09-27T23:14:54.840-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Matt's Idea for Election Reform.</title><summary type='text'>With many idiots out there in the world, I think it's time that we reform the election system. What I'm calling for is a basic citizenship test for anyone who comes out to vote. We can't allow these uneducated "anyone but Bush" people to come out at all. Look, I don't have anything against them, it's just that half of them can't think their way out of a wet paper bag. Plus, I'm getting extra </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109628065848218363'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109628065848218363'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattrants.blogspot.com/2004/09/matts-idea-for-election-reform.html' title='Matt&apos;s Idea for Election Reform.'/><author><name>Matt Jordan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11249160618421811282</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/211/1196/320/Picture%2018.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7428294.post-109627579184496187</id><published>2004-09-27T03:47:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-09-27T04:03:11.846-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Whose Guns are they, Really?</title><summary type='text'>Well, John, do you or don't you have illegal contraband from the front lies of Vietnam? Yesterday, Kerry is now blaming his advisors for misquoting him on the fact that he said his most prized possession is a war plunder, a Communist Chineese Assult Rifle. Which is a high crime of war. Yet it seems to me, that this patriular quote just damns him to no extent..."My favorite gun is the M-16 that </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109627579184496187'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109627579184496187'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattrants.blogspot.com/2004/09/whose-guns-are-they-really.html' title='Whose Guns are they, Really?'/><author><name>Matt Jordan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11249160618421811282</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/211/1196/320/Picture%2018.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7428294.post-109625827480811867</id><published>2004-09-26T23:15:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-09-26T23:11:14.810-05:00</updated><title type='text'>New Precision Guided Humor Assignment: Debate Questions</title><summary type='text'>Over at the Blogger Alliance, they have a humorous portion for bloggers to do called Precision Guided Humor, the servant to the truth just couldn't help but do this one. This one is about questions the MSM do not have the guts to ask, but guess what, the humble servant to the truth does. So here goes.We shall start with questions to Sen. John Kerry.1. Sen. Kerry, you have implicated yourself </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109625827480811867'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109625827480811867'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattrants.blogspot.com/2004/09/new-precision-guided-humor-assignment.html' title='New Precision Guided Humor Assignment: Debate Questions'/><author><name>Matt Jordan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11249160618421811282</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/211/1196/320/Picture%2018.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7428294.post-109624927904309696</id><published>2004-09-26T20:23:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-09-26T20:41:19.043-05:00</updated><title type='text'>John Kerry has a WHAT?!</title><summary type='text'>It seems to me that the biggest flip-flop plaguing John Kerry isn't Iraq, it's the faux assult weapons ban. He's gone around the country whining and crynig about it, saying that he ha snever seen anyone who wants to use an AK-47 to go deer hunting. Well, maybe John Kerry should keep his mouth shut about weapons of choice when dove hunting. You see, John Kerry, never mind the fact that he's blamed</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109624927904309696'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109624927904309696'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattrants.blogspot.com/2004/09/john-kerry-has-what.html' title='John Kerry has a WHAT?!'/><author><name>Matt Jordan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11249160618421811282</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/211/1196/320/Picture%2018.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7428294.post-109624771801671239</id><published>2004-09-26T18:46:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-09-26T20:15:18.016-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Movers of the week...</title><summary type='text'>These are the movers and shakers of the weekUp: George Bush- The poll numbers seem to get better by the day, and not to mention a riviting speech defending the desision to go into Iraq.Up: Iraq PM Allawi- Coming over to thank the US. He also says elections are on schedule.Up: Viacom- Yes, I know they own CBS, but after announcing they would personally take up the fact finding in this, with </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109624771801671239'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109624771801671239'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattrants.blogspot.com/2004/09/movers-of-week.html' title='Movers of the week...'/><author><name>Matt Jordan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11249160618421811282</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/211/1196/320/Picture%2018.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7428294.post-109617723566225295</id><published>2004-09-26T00:32:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-09-26T00:40:35.663-05:00</updated><title type='text'>What is CBS worried about?</title><summary type='text'>When CBS announced the internal investigation, do they go into it with something to hide? Yes. It seems that with this story will come the revelation that most of us all knew by now. CBS has a DNC bias. Not just in the news, but most of their bigwigs give money to the DNC. I know, I know, this is starting to sound like a conspiracy theory, but listen to this, top CBS execs have given money to the</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109617723566225295'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109617723566225295'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattrants.blogspot.com/2004/09/what-is-cbs-worried-about.html' title='What is CBS worried about?'/><author><name>Matt Jordan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11249160618421811282</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/211/1196/320/Picture%2018.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7428294.post-109614757504608589</id><published>2004-09-25T15:57:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-09-25T16:26:15.046-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Kerry tapping the losing power of Elian</title><summary type='text'>Well, aparently, all the flip-flopping has made John Kerry forget. Cuba sympatist, and scumbag layer for Elian's dad, Gregory Craig will be helping John Kerry to prepare for his upcomming debate against the man Craig really help get elected, George Bush. This is just more closer proof that Hanoi John has yet to shed any of his Communist ties. As we all know, Kerry met with North Vietnameese </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109614757504608589'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109614757504608589'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattrants.blogspot.com/2004/09/kerry-tapping-losing-power-of-elian.html' title='Kerry tapping the losing power of Elian'/><author><name>Matt Jordan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11249160618421811282</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/211/1196/320/Picture%2018.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7428294.post-109609731888756975</id><published>2004-09-25T02:30:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-09-25T02:28:38.886-05:00</updated><title type='text'> Social Programs and the United States (part 2)</title><summary type='text'>When we left off last night, the fiftys were ending, with a whimper. Dispite the New Deal legislation in the 30's, there were many people still in deep poverty, somthing of which continued even throguh the World War 2. Seeing this in the fifty's was an up and comming senator from Massachusets named John Kennedy. Kennedy thought he could help the problem, and when he was elected in 1960, brought </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109609731888756975'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109609731888756975'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattrants.blogspot.com/2004/09/social-programs-and-united-states-part_25.html' title=' Social Programs and the United States (part 2)'/><author><name>Matt Jordan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11249160618421811282</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/211/1196/320/Picture%2018.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7428294.post-109609072166636357</id><published>2004-09-25T00:17:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-09-25T00:38:41.666-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Florida Supreme Court should resign</title><summary type='text'>Anyone else sick of these people? In Florida, I guess it's better if you go around blowing people's heads off then you are getting a terminal illness. As reported on this blog, the Florida Supreme Court has ruled that Terri Schiavo must die by one of the most painful and barbaric ways possible, starvation.The left-wing loves this too. I would not be too shocked if liberals, including John Kerry</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109609072166636357'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109609072166636357'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattrants.blogspot.com/2004/09/florida-supreme-court-should-resign.html' title='Florida Supreme Court should resign'/><author><name>Matt Jordan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11249160618421811282</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/211/1196/320/Picture%2018.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7428294.post-109607944370994736</id><published>2004-09-24T20:57:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-09-24T21:30:43.710-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Tre-a-ZUH Embarasses Hubby Again</title><summary type='text'>It looks like they may have to put a muzzle on her. Teresa Heinz once again embarasses her husband. This time in Boston, where after dancing like a moron in front of cameras, she found a young couple in another cab and started raving and screaming, WHERE'S THE BAR, WHERE'S THE BAR? This is just another disturbance in a long line of ones that Mrs. Hinze-Kerry has done. From telling a reporter to "</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109607944370994736'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109607944370994736'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattrants.blogspot.com/2004/09/tre-zuh-embarasses-hubby-again.html' title='Tre-a-ZUH Embarasses Hubby Again'/><author><name>Matt Jordan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11249160618421811282</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/211/1196/320/Picture%2018.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7428294.post-109602187014127079</id><published>2004-09-24T05:18:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-09-24T05:31:10.140-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Friday morning round up...</title><summary type='text'>It's Friday kids, rejoyce in it's glory.Charles Krauthammer says that there has only been ONE country that's been in the foxhole with us EVERY time in the last 100 years, Australia.Bruce Bartlett says that the Washington Post is playing class warfare.George Will wonders what to do about the Iran delimma.Neal Boortz has an idea to reform the election system, oh and Neil, my congressman is </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109602187014127079'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109602187014127079'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattrants.blogspot.com/2004/09/friday-morning-round-up.html' title='Friday morning round up...'/><author><name>Matt Jordan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11249160618421811282</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/211/1196/320/Picture%2018.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7428294.post-109601674595689251</id><published>2004-09-24T03:58:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-09-24T04:05:45.956-05:00</updated><title type='text'>New Candidate</title><summary type='text'>Folks, you may notice that I am endorsing yet another Candidate. This one is a good one, and I think he really needs not just the help, but the votes. His name is Greg Parke, he is running for Congress out of Vermont. Who is he running agaist, you ask? Our good communist friend, Bernie Sanders. Let me highlite a few things here for you people who aren't familar with this race. Bernie Sanders </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109601674595689251'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109601674595689251'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattrants.blogspot.com/2004/09/new-candidate.html' title='New Candidate'/><author><name>Matt Jordan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11249160618421811282</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/211/1196/320/Picture%2018.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7428294.post-109601528916735108</id><published>2004-09-24T02:53:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-09-24T03:41:29.166-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Florida Aids in a Murder</title><summary type='text'>The Florida Supreme Court today will now be an accessory to murder today, as the scumbag who wanted to slowly and barbaric kill his wife, so he can marry another woman, and steal her trust fund will get his way. If you haven't figured out who I am talking about, it's the most public right-to-die case in history. I'm talking about the Michael Schiavo vs. Terri Schiavo case. This scumbag gets to </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109601528916735108'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109601528916735108'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattrants.blogspot.com/2004/09/florida-aids-in-murder.html' title='Florida Aids in a Murder'/><author><name>Matt Jordan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11249160618421811282</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/211/1196/320/Picture%2018.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7428294.post-109600390805407200</id><published>2004-09-24T00:26:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-09-24T00:31:48.053-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Social Programs and the United States (part 1)</title><summary type='text'>Where did we go wrong? We have generations of Americans on welfare, completely dependent on the government. There are people getting jobs solely on the color of their skin (affermintive action), and many other social programs that had good intentions, but are now being abused by millions of Americans on a daily basis. Where did we get these programs from? Where did we go wrong? How are other </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109600390805407200'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109600390805407200'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattrants.blogspot.com/2004/09/social-programs-and-united-states-part.html' title='Social Programs and the United States (part 1)'/><author><name>Matt Jordan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11249160618421811282</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/211/1196/320/Picture%2018.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7428294.post-109599565000226776</id><published>2004-09-23T22:03:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-09-23T22:14:10.003-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Dead Man Voting</title><summary type='text'>Looks like the Democrats are at it again. This time, in Ohio. The DNC, on it's voter roll has a dead man. Litterally. Quoting from todays Cleveland Plain Dealer,At least one Lake County voter would have made quite a comeback to cast a ballot Nov. 2. He has been dead for more than two decades, elections officials said. In a seemingly lesser miracle of wayward democracy, an elderly nursing home </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109599565000226776'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109599565000226776'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattrants.blogspot.com/2004/09/dead-man-voting.html' title='Dead Man Voting'/><author><name>Matt Jordan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11249160618421811282</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/211/1196/320/Picture%2018.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7428294.post-109599445569419412</id><published>2004-09-23T21:46:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-09-23T21:54:15.693-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Fleeing the US...A guide </title><summary type='text'>It seems the threat is there again. If Bush is elected millions of liberals will be exiting the United States. So, we here at Matt's Rants is putting a nice little guide together for you liberals on countries that you may want to live in after November 2. This is the extra mile I will go at Matt's Rants, at no charge. Here are some nice liberal bastions you may want to think of for your new move.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109599445569419412'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109599445569419412'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattrants.blogspot.com/2004/09/fleeing-usa-guide.html' title='Fleeing the US...A guide '/><author><name>Matt Jordan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11249160618421811282</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/211/1196/320/Picture%2018.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7428294.post-109598659688021280</id><published>2004-09-23T19:27:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-09-23T19:43:16.880-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Attention all McDonalds</title><summary type='text'>STACK UP ON MORE FOOD NOW...MICHEAL MOORE MAY COME TO YOUR TOWN AND EAT ALL YOUR FOOD!!Today, in the most funny attempt to stop the bleeding by the Kerry Kamp, Micheal Moore will now have his own 'get out the vote' campaign. The white-trash fat pompus asshole plans on making sure that his white-trashyness gets spewed all over the place, and hell, that problably won't be the only thing spewing </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109598659688021280'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109598659688021280'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattrants.blogspot.com/2004/09/attention-all-mcdonalds.html' title='Attention all McDonalds'/><author><name>Matt Jordan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11249160618421811282</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/211/1196/320/Picture%2018.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7428294.post-109598474583352228</id><published>2004-09-23T18:53:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-09-23T19:12:25.833-05:00</updated><title type='text'>DO NOT PANIC!!!</title><summary type='text'>Yes, Hostess did file bankrupcy yesterday, but folks, it's only Chapter 11. The makers of Twinkies, Wonder Bread, Yodels, Krunchers, and of course those pies we all love, will still be making them, for now. They did have to shut down a couple of plants. See, you Adkins people are now costing people jobs, you should all be ashamed of yourself. More victims of the Adkins diet includes, Pinera Bread</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109598474583352228'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109598474583352228'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattrants.blogspot.com/2004/09/do-not-panic.html' title='DO NOT PANIC!!!'/><author><name>Matt Jordan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11249160618421811282</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/211/1196/320/Picture%2018.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7428294.post-109594461673585787</id><published>2004-09-23T07:54:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-09-23T08:03:36.736-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Who does Wall Street want to win the election?</title><summary type='text'>The answer is quite simple, it's George Bush. Even more so noted by yesterday's rally on the news that Bush is extending his lead in a lot of "battleground states" and obviously, the general tally. Why is that? Quite simple. Bush gives out what Wall Street loves, tax breaks. If people have more money in their pocket, the more they can put in the stock market, and the higher the profit stock </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109594461673585787'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109594461673585787'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattrants.blogspot.com/2004/09/who-does-wall-street-want-to-win.html' title='Who does Wall Street want to win the election?'/><author><name>Matt Jordan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11249160618421811282</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/211/1196/320/Picture%2018.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7428294.post-109594401657762587</id><published>2004-09-23T07:49:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-09-23T07:53:36.576-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Mapes has a history</title><summary type='text'>Well, it looks like Mary Mapes is in much deeper than we thought. Apparently, she has a long history of breaking the law to get what she wants, just like any normal liberal. Case in point, four years ago, Mapes was caught trying to pass information from a white suppremist (even though most Democrats are), to a prisoner at a Colorado Pen, which is a federal offense. Now we have this, where Mapes </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109594401657762587'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109594401657762587'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattrants.blogspot.com/2004/09/mapes-has-history.html' title='Mapes has a history'/><author><name>Matt Jordan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11249160618421811282</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/211/1196/320/Picture%2018.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7428294.post-109594368720906221</id><published>2004-09-23T07:40:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-09-23T07:48:07.210-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Katie Couric and her disgusting attitude</title><summary type='text'>Once again the liberal media strikes. This time, it's TV morning "sweetheart" Katie Couric using the beheadings of two Americans this week as political fodder. Ty Henlsey, a brother of one of those who was beheaded in Iraq, was bombarded with the question, Well, how do you feel about the war in Iraq at this point? Slight problem with Kaite's weak attempt to bait, he didn't bite. Good thing NBC </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109594368720906221'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109594368720906221'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattrants.blogspot.com/2004/09/katie-couric-and-her-disgusting.html' title='Katie Couric and her disgusting attitude'/><author><name>Matt Jordan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11249160618421811282</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/211/1196/320/Picture%2018.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7428294.post-109594324174703951</id><published>2004-09-23T07:30:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-09-23T07:40:41.746-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Thursday Morning Round Up</title><summary type='text'>Got your coffee? Ok, then here's some people to read and ponder all day.How can any Thursday be complete without the Goddess of the Right comming down off the moutain to speak to us?The lovely, vivatious, beautiful, wonderful, oh god please date me Ann Coulter says that Dan Rather is fairly unballanced.Robert Novak says the Kerry Kamp's biggest problem is...the DNC.Mike Adams attacks </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109594324174703951'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109594324174703951'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattrants.blogspot.com/2004/09/thursday-morning-round-up.html' title='Thursday Morning Round Up'/><author><name>Matt Jordan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11249160618421811282</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/211/1196/320/Picture%2018.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7428294.post-109594262026384981</id><published>2004-09-23T07:08:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-09-23T07:30:20.263-05:00</updated><title type='text'>The Evil Double Standard</title><summary type='text'>Let me give you a little something missing in this CBS story that no one is talking about. Think for a moment, what if this was Fox News that had the problem. While CBS has taken a hit, the damage is lite in comparison to what Fox News would take. Think about it, they report almost the same news that the other stations do, but the accusations that they have marching orders from the President </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109594262026384981'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109594262026384981'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattrants.blogspot.com/2004/09/evil-double-standard.html' title='The Evil Double Standard'/><author><name>Matt Jordan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11249160618421811282</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/211/1196/320/Picture%2018.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7428294.post-109585494661075263</id><published>2004-09-22T07:00:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-09-22T07:09:06.610-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Wednesday Roundup</title><summary type='text'>It's Wednesday already, and to those of you in the North Hemespehere...happy Atumunal Equinox.Michelle Malkin says Anti-Homeschoolers are nothing but BiggotsKathleen Parker wants to know if Dan Rather knows the frequency.Larry Kudlow gives his thanks to Alan Greenspan, who is one of the people I look up to, beacuse I want his job.Jonah Goldberg says Kerry runs on a war record, and Bush </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109585494661075263'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109585494661075263'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattrants.blogspot.com/2004/09/wednesday-roundup.html' title='Wednesday Roundup'/><author><name>Matt Jordan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11249160618421811282</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/211/1196/320/Picture%2018.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7428294.post-109585429573355805</id><published>2004-09-22T06:32:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-09-22T06:58:15.733-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Wictory Wednesday</title><summary type='text'>It's Wednesday again, and the plea is here. We are winding down this great campaign season with Bush starting to run away with the election. I want to take this time to thank each and everyone of you who sat down, looked at the issues, thought on it, and made the decision to stick with George Bush for four more years.Look, I might be a strong Bush advocate, but listen, wiether you vote for Bush</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109585429573355805'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109585429573355805'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattrants.blogspot.com/2004/09/wictory-wednesday_22.html' title='Wictory Wednesday'/><author><name>Matt Jordan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11249160618421811282</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/211/1196/320/Picture%2018.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7428294.post-109580072163478811</id><published>2004-09-21T15:39:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-09-21T16:07:21.030-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Something to laugh at...</title><summary type='text'>Get this, the people who supplied CBS with the documents, are now joing them in critizing CBS' handling of the situation. Liberals, who usually has big media's back, because big media has theirs, are joining conservatives in their criticism of Rathergate. I guess the best way to hide is in a crowd. Look, the Kerry Campaign, George Soros, and other liberal scumbags are not hiding anywhere this </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109580072163478811'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109580072163478811'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattrants.blogspot.com/2004/09/something-to-laugh-at.html' title='Something to laugh at...'/><author><name>Matt Jordan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11249160618421811282</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/211/1196/320/Picture%2018.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7428294.post-109576756145970277</id><published>2004-09-21T06:41:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-09-21T06:52:41.460-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Tuesday Morning Roundup...</title><summary type='text'>It's Tuesday kids, let's rock this ladyDavid Limbaugh has just a few more questions for Kerry.Dan Flynn says that the intellectual left are a bunch of morons.Bruce Bartlett wants to know about Kerry's economic "plan"Andrea Peyser says that CBS' apology was just that...BSHal Bodley says there is one clear choice for the Expos...Washington, DCJohn Donovan says, when the Sawks and Yanks </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109576756145970277'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109576756145970277'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattrants.blogspot.com/2004/09/tuesday-morning-roundup.html' title='Tuesday Morning Roundup...'/><author><name>Matt Jordan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11249160618421811282</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/211/1196/320/Picture%2018.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7428294.post-109576684604292449</id><published>2004-09-21T06:15:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-09-21T06:40:46.043-05:00</updated><title type='text'>The Real Apology (Not recommended for Kids)</title><summary type='text'>Yesterday, Dan Rather gave the most sorry excuse for an apology on a story ever. However, as a treat for Matt's Rants visitors, my UNIMPEACHABLE source, gave me the apology that he was going to read on the air. I cannot tell you my source, but he is unimpeachable, he told me he got this from a guy on the subway in New York who got it from the janitor on the 3rd floor in the ABC building who got </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109576684604292449'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109576684604292449'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattrants.blogspot.com/2004/09/real-apology-not-recommended-for-kids.html' title='The Real Apology (Not recommended for Kids)'/><author><name>Matt Jordan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11249160618421811282</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/211/1196/320/Picture%2018.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7428294.post-109568037012241912</id><published>2004-09-20T06:21:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-09-20T06:39:30.123-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Monday Morning Columnists...</title><summary type='text'>It's the Monday Roundup...Jeff Jacoby tells us the DNC's plan to steal the election by getting people to break the law.Suzane Fields comments on how a war that ended 30 years ago is trumping the current one we are in right now.John Leo defends what we did in World War II to Japaneese-Americans.Arnold Beichman says relations between Canada and the US are about as great as the NHLPA and the</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109568037012241912'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109568037012241912'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattrants.blogspot.com/2004/09/monday-morning-columnists.html' title='Monday Morning Columnists...'/><author><name>Matt Jordan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11249160618421811282</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/211/1196/320/Picture%2018.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7428294.post-109567926343860028</id><published>2004-09-20T06:03:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-09-20T06:21:03.436-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Have you seen the polls?</title><summary type='text'>Oh man, my excitment can't be any higher this morning. What great news for Bush. The polls are more than on the up and up for the President. West Virgina, even though within the margin of error, is trending to Bush. Bush leads in almost every battleground state. Here are the battleground leads for Bush.AZ- Bush by 11MO- Bush by 5NV- Bush by 5NH- Bush by 9OH- Bush by 7WI- Bush by 8</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109567926343860028'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109567926343860028'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattrants.blogspot.com/2004/09/have-you-seen-polls.html' title='Have you seen the polls?'/><author><name>Matt Jordan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11249160618421811282</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/211/1196/320/Picture%2018.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7428294.post-109562147654150924</id><published>2004-09-19T13:54:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-09-19T14:17:56.540-05:00</updated><title type='text'>No Thank You to Idiotcare</title><summary type='text'>Ter-ra-ZUH Kerry can call me an idiot, I don't care. However, has anyone really stopped to think about socialized medicine for a minute? Listen to this story, you may have your mind changed.Before Americans embrace those who advocate joining the Canadians in government-dominated health care, they ought to take a look north. Just as American pundits and politicians are calling for us to adopt </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109562147654150924'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109562147654150924'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattrants.blogspot.com/2004/09/no-thank-you-to-idiotcare.html' title='No Thank You to Idiotcare'/><author><name>Matt Jordan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11249160618421811282</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/211/1196/320/Picture%2018.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7428294.post-109559486929438551</id><published>2004-09-19T06:52:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-09-19T06:54:29.293-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Congrats</title><summary type='text'>Late congrats to Barry Bonds who hit #700 on Friday night. Bonds is only 56 behind Hammerin' Hank Arron for the all time record.However, on a more personal note, I won't talk much baseball on here, beacuse when I think about it, I get pissed off, I'm a diehard Brewers fan, who hasn't seen his baseball team make the playoffs since I was 1.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109559486929438551'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109559486929438551'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattrants.blogspot.com/2004/09/congrats.html' title='Congrats'/><author><name>Matt Jordan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11249160618421811282</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/211/1196/320/Picture%2018.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7428294.post-109559459330694534</id><published>2004-09-19T06:45:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-09-19T06:49:53.306-05:00</updated><title type='text'>A New Friend to the Matt's Rants Blog</title><summary type='text'>I've really been meaning to put this link up for a long time, I just havent had the time this week, with trying to add more features with the site. Anywho, this guy is an amazing read. I love his content. Listen, if you love reading my blog, then I will guarentee My Take on Things will also become another daily read for you. From the asswhipe of the month, to the funny pics, this site has a lot </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109559459330694534'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109559459330694534'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattrants.blogspot.com/2004/09/new-friend-to-matts-rants-blog.html' title='A New Friend to the Matt&apos;s Rants Blog'/><author><name>Matt Jordan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11249160618421811282</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/211/1196/320/Picture%2018.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7428294.post-109559420086190379</id><published>2004-09-19T06:20:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-09-19T06:43:20.863-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Matt's Movers of the Week</title><summary type='text'>In a new segment here on Matt's Rants, I will highlite the people I think did the most moving this week.Up: George W. Bush- The polls are swinging in his favor, while Kerry hit's the panic button. I'd say the prospects on a second term is better than fifty-fifty, I won't say it's a lead pipe lock, but it's getting pretty close.Up: Disney- ABC was one of the first "old-media" orgs to smell the</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109559420086190379'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109559420086190379'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattrants.blogspot.com/2004/09/matts-movers-of-week.html' title='Matt&apos;s Movers of the Week'/><author><name>Matt Jordan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11249160618421811282</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/211/1196/320/Picture%2018.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7428294.post-109555595674626721</id><published>2004-09-18T19:27:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-09-18T20:32:19.173-05:00</updated><title type='text'>This man should be commended...</title><summary type='text'>Travis Horn, a PHD from Gainesville, Florida was attacked by a Democrat (suppress supprize) after the idiot, who's name is David Philip McCally, who is a teacher, just to show you how broken our education system is, because they shouldn't allow morons to teach, came into the Republican Headquarters and punched a cardboard cut-out of George Bush. This is a HUGE retard (sorry for insulting retards </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109555595674626721'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109555595674626721'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattrants.blogspot.com/2004/09/this-man-should-be-commended.html' title='This man should be commended...'/><author><name>Matt Jordan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11249160618421811282</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/211/1196/320/Picture%2018.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7428294.post-109550917092739502</id><published>2004-09-18T06:40:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-09-18T07:06:10.926-05:00</updated><title type='text'>From the "This guy's not locked up beacuse..." Files.</title><summary type='text'>I shouldn't...no, not this early in the day, then again, I think the people at the Democratic Underground may like this, and hell, they may even try it. I hope your sitting for this.Daniel Avila, 25, admitted Wednesday that he handed out fliers at the city's Oktoberfest celebration stating, "President George W. Bush Deserves to Be Assassinated." The handbill also called for a sex attack on the </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109550917092739502'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109550917092739502'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattrants.blogspot.com/2004/09/from-this-guys-not-locked-up-beacuse.html' title='From the &quot;This guy&apos;s not locked up beacuse...&quot; Files.'/><author><name>Matt Jordan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11249160618421811282</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/211/1196/320/Picture%2018.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7428294.post-109550664856144548</id><published>2004-09-18T06:06:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-09-18T06:24:08.563-05:00</updated><title type='text'>My Take on the Chair incident</title><summary type='text'>As most of you know by now, Texas Rangers jackass and reliver, Frank Francisco was suspended for the rest of the season by Major League Baseball for being a major dumbass and throwing a chair into the croud. To this I say, why punish a liberal who just wanted to show what he thought of someone's free speach? Ok, all kidding aside, there are three points I want to make on this issue.1. The </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109550664856144548'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109550664856144548'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattrants.blogspot.com/2004/09/my-take-on-chair-incident.html' title='My Take on the Chair incident'/><author><name>Matt Jordan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11249160618421811282</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/211/1196/320/Picture%2018.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7428294.post-109544955365037376</id><published>2004-09-17T14:22:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-09-17T14:32:33.650-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Matt's Thoughts On...</title><summary type='text'>Every Friday, I'll give my thoughts on six topics that seem to be popular in the 'Sphere.Democratic UndergroundBunch of nerds who can't get laid, so they blame Republicans. They really hate America, and most of 'em are borderline Commies.Conservative DemocratsA dying breed over in the DNC, and to be honest, with the way the party's going, who blames them for jumping ship.John KerryA </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109544955365037376'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109544955365037376'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattrants.blogspot.com/2004/09/matts-thoughts-on.html' title='Matt&apos;s Thoughts On...'/><author><name>Matt Jordan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11249160618421811282</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/211/1196/320/Picture%2018.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7428294.post-109541646154122004</id><published>2004-09-17T05:12:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-09-17T05:21:01.540-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Enorsements</title><summary type='text'>Ladies and gentlemen, today, I come to you asking that you give all that you can, whither it would be time or money to these people. They really could use your help.George W. BushJohn HowardJim DeMintJohn ThuneThese are just four of the people who I back for their respective elections. So, please if you have a moment of your time, at least visit their websites to see what you can do to </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109541646154122004'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109541646154122004'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattrants.blogspot.com/2004/09/enorsements.html' title='Enorsements'/><author><name>Matt Jordan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11249160618421811282</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/211/1196/320/Picture%2018.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7428294.post-109541479446515500</id><published>2004-09-17T04:40:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-09-17T04:54:22.603-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Column Round Up</title><summary type='text'>The Friday Edition of the Columnist round up has arrived...This is the last one of the week.* requires log inCal Thomas goes into further detail on the C-BS story.Lee Ewdards helps us celebrate the 217th birthday of the most important document in American History.Col. Oliver North questions wither or not the media is way too quick to call Iraq a quagmire.David Limbaugh weighs on on why </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109541479446515500'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109541479446515500'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattrants.blogspot.com/2004/09/column-round-up.html' title='Column Round Up'/><author><name>Matt Jordan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11249160618421811282</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/211/1196/320/Picture%2018.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7428294.post-109541333951478945</id><published>2004-09-17T03:53:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-09-17T04:32:38.873-05:00</updated><title type='text'>My Take on the NHL Lockout...</title><summary type='text'>I want to take a few moments away from politics, to talk about my third love, (behind my fiancee and politics, in that order) sports.As many of you know, at midnight Wednesday, the NHL owners locked out the NHLPA. What a sad day for hockey. However, are the NHL Owners just really a victim of themselves? Tell me if this is how you would run a business. Let's say you owned a store. You pay your </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109541333951478945'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109541333951478945'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattrants.blogspot.com/2004/09/my-take-on-nhl-lockout.html' title='My Take on the NHL Lockout...'/><author><name>Matt Jordan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11249160618421811282</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/211/1196/320/Picture%2018.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7428294.post-109541118035305553</id><published>2004-09-17T03:32:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-09-17T03:53:00.353-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Kerry Spits in Police Officers' Faces</title><summary type='text'>John Kerry has lost a key endorsement, simply beacuse he didn't care enough to show up. For the first time in the history of the Fraternal Order of Police, they back one man, that man, is George Bush. "Not only are we strongly supporting Bush, we're mad at Kerry. Our members feel he treated them without respect - 318,000 cops." Jim Pasco, the head of the FOP, commented. This just adds to the long</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109541118035305553'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109541118035305553'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattrants.blogspot.com/2004/09/kerry-spits-in-police-officers-faces.html' title='Kerry Spits in Police Officers&apos; Faces'/><author><name>Matt Jordan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11249160618421811282</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/211/1196/320/Picture%2018.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7428294.post-109539993198214810</id><published>2004-09-17T00:40:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-09-17T00:45:31.983-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Thank the classy left for this..</title><summary type='text'>Most of you know that I am a die-hard Brewers fan. Oh, and hey Kerry...Yost played for us, dick.So, beacuse the Left wants to get petty and tear up little three year old girls' signs...I want to get petty as well. Seeing as John Kerry is a "diehard" Red Sox fan...and the Sux have a weekend date with the Yankees...LETS GO YANKEES!!!!!SWEEP THE RED SUX!!!</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109539993198214810'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109539993198214810'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattrants.blogspot.com/2004/09/thank-classy-left-for-this.html' title='Thank the classy left for this..'/><author><name>Matt Jordan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11249160618421811282</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/211/1196/320/Picture%2018.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7428294.post-109539210015621936</id><published>2004-09-16T22:32:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-09-16T22:35:00.156-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Oh those classy Democrats...</title><summary type='text'>This is what the first amendment means to them...That fucktard better be glad I wasn't that little girls father. Also, look at the loudmouth in the back just cackling about it. What nice people.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109539210015621936'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109539210015621936'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattrants.blogspot.com/2004/09/oh-those-classy-democrats.html' title='Oh those classy Democrats...'/><author><name>Matt Jordan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11249160618421811282</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/211/1196/320/Picture%2018.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7428294.post-109538666193102417</id><published>2004-09-16T20:31:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-09-16T21:04:21.933-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Soros Still Trying to get Drug runners Free...</title><summary type='text'>Huh boy, I wish I was joking about this. Day after day, it seems that George Soros wants to open his fat wallet about as much as he does his big fat mouth to help his fellow drug runners. Soros used his money to get a pro-drugs DA, that would look the other way when it comes to Soros and his drug running buddies. Soros now has the democratic nominee David Soares in his back pocket. This isn't too</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109538666193102417'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109538666193102417'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattrants.blogspot.com/2004/09/soros-still-trying-to-get-drug-runners.html' title='Soros Still Trying to get Drug runners Free...'/><author><name>Matt Jordan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11249160618421811282</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/211/1196/320/Picture%2018.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7428294.post-109533289900924495</id><published>2004-09-16T06:02:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-09-16T06:08:19.010-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Two more links</title><summary type='text'>Yesterday, I unrolled the list of Anti-CBS sites, if you have one please e-mail me the link.Today, I'm proud to annouce two more friends to the Matt's Rants exprence, The Jesse Factor and someone who I admire, even as an actor, and now on the history channel. IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHO I'M TALKING ABOUT BY NOW, THEN WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION, NUMBNUTS?! Of course I'm talking about the host of </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109533289900924495'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109533289900924495'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattrants.blogspot.com/2004/09/two-more-links.html' title='Two more links'/><author><name>Matt Jordan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11249160618421811282</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/211/1196/320/Picture%2018.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7428294.post-109532976376066465</id><published>2004-09-16T05:02:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-09-16T05:16:03.760-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Thursday Column Roundup</title><summary type='text'>Robert Novak thinks John Kerry is moving too far to the left at the wrong time.Jay Bryant declares CBS deadThe lovely Ann Coulter graces us with her thoughts on C-BSBruce Bartlett says that Fox News will end up putting CBS and the majors out of businessThomas Sowell gives advice to high-schoolers picking their collegeGeorge Will discusses the trend of Northeasterners moving to the South</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109532976376066465'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109532976376066465'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattrants.blogspot.com/2004/09/thursday-column-roundup.html' title='Thursday Column Roundup'/><author><name>Matt Jordan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11249160618421811282</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/211/1196/320/Picture%2018.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7428294.post-109532875281768822</id><published>2004-09-16T04:13:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-09-16T04:59:12.816-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Bush uses Edwards former job to Perfection</title><summary type='text'>One of my favorite lines that Bush uses is a direct shot at John Kerry and John Edwards."I don't think you can be pro-doctor, pro-patient, pro-hospital, and pro-trial lawyer at the same time. See, I think you have to choose. My opponent made his choice. He put him on the ticket. I made my choice: I'm standing with the docs and patients. I am for medical liability reform now."Bush uses that </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109532875281768822'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109532875281768822'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattrants.blogspot.com/2004/09/bush-uses-edwards-former-job-to.html' title='Bush uses Edwards former job to Perfection'/><author><name>Matt Jordan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11249160618421811282</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/211/1196/320/Picture%2018.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7428294.post-109532599430809053</id><published>2004-09-16T03:54:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-09-16T04:13:14.306-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Will Hurricanes decide the Presidency</title><summary type='text'>As we get another direct hit from another Hurricane, with one more about to hit the US in less than one week's time, does George Bush have an advantage over John Kerry, especially in such an important state as Florida? The answer is absolutely. Florida is currently in Bush's hands right now by six points. With more Hurricanes hitting the Florida coast, comes a bigger chance for Bush to take the </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109532599430809053'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109532599430809053'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattrants.blogspot.com/2004/09/will-hurricanes-decide-presidency.html' title='Will Hurricanes decide the Presidency'/><author><name>Matt Jordan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11249160618421811282</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/211/1196/320/Picture%2018.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7428294.post-109532487882821027</id><published>2004-09-16T03:43:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-09-16T03:54:38.830-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Did CBS Admit they lied?</title><summary type='text'>Well, not exactly, Dan Rather is still sticking to his story that the memo's are legit. However, CBS is starting to question them. Rather, tonight on 60 minutes, was madder than a rained on rooster when he said the following:We shall continue to aggressively investigate the story of President Bush's service in the National Guard, and the story of the documents and memos in Col. Killian's file. </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109532487882821027'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109532487882821027'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattrants.blogspot.com/2004/09/did-cbs-admit-they-lied.html' title='Did CBS Admit they lied?'/><author><name>Matt Jordan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11249160618421811282</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/211/1196/320/Picture%2018.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7428294.post-109532406947280444</id><published>2004-09-16T03:19:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-09-16T03:41:09.473-05:00</updated><title type='text'>The polls are coming in...</title><summary type='text'>...and it doesn't look good for Senator Fifi.Bush has almost made Hurricane Alley (Texas, Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana, Florida, South Carolina, North Carolina and Georgia) into a complete Bush washout. All the listed states there are solidly for Bush except Florida. However, Florida now is shown as being outside of the Margin of Error for the President. Bush currently enjoys a 51-45 lead </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109532406947280444'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109532406947280444'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattrants.blogspot.com/2004/09/polls-are-coming-in.html' title='The polls are coming in...'/><author><name>Matt Jordan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11249160618421811282</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/211/1196/320/Picture%2018.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7428294.post-109530689184048814</id><published>2004-09-15T22:43:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-09-15T22:54:51.840-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Why I'm Against Schwarzenegger Running for Pres...</title><summary type='text'>If Gov. Schwarzenegger is allowed to run for President, I fear that could set a dangerous precident. Mind you, I like Arnold. I think he would make a great President, however, we put the part in the Constution for a reason.  It states clearly:No person except a natural born citizen, or a citizen of the United States, at the time of the adoption of this Constitution, shall be eligible to the </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109530689184048814'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109530689184048814'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattrants.blogspot.com/2004/09/why-im-against-schwarzenegger-running.html' title='Why I&apos;m Against Schwarzenegger Running for Pres...'/><author><name>Matt Jordan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11249160618421811282</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/211/1196/320/Picture%2018.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7428294.post-109530194488391550</id><published>2004-09-15T21:04:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-09-15T21:32:24.883-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Uncle Teddy is Comin to Town</title><summary type='text'>Bust out the Vodka and Scotch, Ted Kennedy is back. He's out to help the Kerry Kamp, so I thought I would do a picture montage dedicated to Ole Drunken TedHere we see Ted saying how many scotchs he's had in the last 15 minutes.Ted is stating here how many women he's killed in his car within the last three weeks."Who drinks more than me?" "ME!"</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109530194488391550'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109530194488391550'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattrants.blogspot.com/2004/09/uncle-teddy-is-comin-to-town.html' title='Uncle Teddy is Comin to Town'/><author><name>Matt Jordan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11249160618421811282</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/211/1196/320/Picture%2018.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7428294.post-109530014184845066</id><published>2004-09-15T20:28:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-09-15T21:02:21.846-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Why Bush Will Win the Election</title><summary type='text'>More then Rathergate, there's somthing going on in this country. Look, we all know there are places that aren't excatly at it's peak right now as far as the economy goes, yet, even those states are leaning towards Bush. Why? Let's look at where I think things are going wrong for John Kerry.1.  People are sick to death of hearing about Vietnam.2. Bush has been commander in chief now for 4 </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109530014184845066'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109530014184845066'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattrants.blogspot.com/2004/09/why-bush-will-win-election.html' title='Why Bush Will Win the Election'/><author><name>Matt Jordan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11249160618421811282</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/211/1196/320/Picture%2018.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7428294.post-109528497604899244</id><published>2004-09-15T16:30:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-09-15T16:49:36.046-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Serios trying to make us all less safe again...</title><summary type='text'>Local Simpleton George Siros thinks his money is more important than people's lives. This moron is now trying to pour money to bribe California to get rid of the three strikes law. For the idiots who don't know what this law is, you commit three felonies in CA, on the third offense, your in for life. However, Siros, who should be in jail, or worse, thinks this is a dumb law. Mainly beacuse most </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109528497604899244'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109528497604899244'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattrants.blogspot.com/2004/09/serios-trying-to-make-us-all-less-safe.html' title='Serios trying to make us all less safe again...'/><author><name>Matt Jordan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11249160618421811282</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/211/1196/320/Picture%2018.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7428294.post-109528008201500936</id><published>2004-09-15T15:04:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-09-15T15:28:02.016-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Today is a Sad Day</title><summary type='text'>The NHL Owners have voted to lockout the players, beacuse of pure greed on the players parts. This is truly a sad day for the sport that I love. I feel that if the NHLPA had compentent leadership, this deal could have been done. However, Gooddennow is not the only one to blame here. More incompetent leadership can be seen by the league's player rep, Trevor Linden. Linden, Goodennow and his </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109528008201500936'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109528008201500936'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattrants.blogspot.com/2004/09/today-is-sad-day.html' title='Today is a Sad Day'/><author><name>Matt Jordan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11249160618421811282</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/211/1196/320/Picture%2018.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7428294.post-109524425785317128</id><published>2004-09-15T05:08:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-09-15T05:30:57.853-05:00</updated><title type='text'>What the Columnists are saying...</title><summary type='text'>Each morning I can, I'm going to be highliting and linking to some of the columnists and what they are discussing.Cal Thomas has a great piece on PBS and their new debate on weither or not God exists.Richard Allen highlites what Bush is doing right in North Korea.  (requires log in)Jim Sollisch will give you part of his byline if you pay him. (requires log in)The LA Times Spanks CBS</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109524425785317128'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109524425785317128'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattrants.blogspot.com/2004/09/what-columnists-are-saying.html' title='What the Columnists are saying...'/><author><name>Matt Jordan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11249160618421811282</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/211/1196/320/Picture%2018.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7428294.post-109523441971482566</id><published>2004-09-15T02:31:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-09-15T02:46:59.713-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Wictory Wednesday</title><summary type='text'>Today is Wictory Wenesday. Today we dont just help get George Bush re-elected, but also we try to get other great Republicans in places of power, somthing to really give the left somthing cry about. Now for today, we want to highlite a VERY important race for Senate. Namely the huge dogfight between John Thune and Tom "Puffy D" Dashelle. How many of us are sick to death of Puffy D walking around </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109523441971482566'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109523441971482566'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattrants.blogspot.com/2004/09/wictory-wednesday_15.html' title='Wictory Wednesday'/><author><name>Matt Jordan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11249160618421811282</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/211/1196/320/Picture%2018.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7428294.post-109522421968004526</id><published>2004-09-15T00:43:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-09-14T23:56:59.680-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Kerry is in deeper than he thinks...</title><summary type='text'>The polls are comming out more and more for Bush. Even in the so called battle ground states, Bush is starting to pull away from Kerry. Polls in Mossuri are so far in favor of the President (11% up, on last check) that Kerry has pulled out of MO, and basicly stoped campaigning there. In Ohio, many people would think John Kerry should win there, it's a rust belt state with high unemployment (5.9%,</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109522421968004526'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109522421968004526'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattrants.blogspot.com/2004/09/kerry-is-in-deeper-than-he-thinks.html' title='Kerry is in deeper than he thinks...'/><author><name>Matt Jordan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11249160618421811282</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/211/1196/320/Picture%2018.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7428294.post-109522632857506511</id><published>2004-09-15T00:22:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-09-15T00:32:08.576-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Cheney highlites Kerry's Iraq flip-flop</title><summary type='text'>John Kerry has fliped and flopped all over the Iraq issue. Pre-Howard Dean, Kerry stood up for the Iraq War with statements like this, "those who doubted whether Iraq or the world would be better off without Saddam Hussein and those who believe today that we are not safer with his capture, don't have the judgment to be president or the credibility to be elected president." At a campaign stop </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109522632857506511'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7428294/posts/default/109522632857506511'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattrants.blogspot.com/2004/09/cheney-highlites-kerrys-iraq-flip-flop.html' title='Cheney highlites Kerry&apos;s Iraq flip-flop'/><author><name>Matt Jordan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11249160618421811282</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/211/1196/320/Picture%2018.jpg'/></author></entry></feed>
